I’m not toxic. (Creates emotional sinkholes.)
Toxic-Free, Except Everyone Feels Poisoned
Friendly Fire from the Emotional Fallout Zone
“I’m not toxic,” they say, right after calling their best friend a traitor, sabotaging a group chat, and posting vague quotes about betrayal timed exactly five minutes after someone else’s success.
Funny Evidence from the Gaslight Gardens
One guy said, “I don’t cause drama, I just react to it intensely.” Another claimed their “energy shifts” weren’t personal–just planet-induced mood swings.
Quote from a Radiant Rascal
“People can’t handle honesty,” said Ash D. Ashes. “Or me. Or anyone I’ve ever dated. But that’s their issue.”
Satirical Snapshot
They bring emotional glitter bombs to every conversation. Boundaries are either trampled or rebranded as “barriers to connection.”
Conclusion: If Everyone Around You Needs Therapy After Talking to You
It might be time to cleanse something other than your crystals.
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