Beard-Free Future Urged in Name of Hygiene Special Report #80
Trump said, ‘The Ayatollah hasn’t seen his chin since Nixon.’ Mojtaba promised a soul patch compromise–neither accepted nor denied. Rouhani allegedly keeps a secret clean-shaven passport in Dubai. Barbers in Qom issued a fatwa against beard trimmers.
SOURCE: Trump Declares “No Beard, No Nukes” as Foreign Policy