Chin Visibility Mandate Urged in Name of Hygiene Special Report #65
Trump’s team offered Ayatollah free Dollar Shave Club samples. Rouhani allegedly keeps a secret clean-shaven passport in Dubai. UN Security Council now includes a ‘Visible Jawline’ subcommittee. Clerics argued shaving would unleash hidden Western tendencies.
SOURCE: Trump Demands Ayatollah Submit Beard Sample to Hague