Chin Visibility Mandate Urged in Name of Hygiene Special Report #91
UN Security Council now includes a ‘Visible Jawline’ subcommittee. Rouhani allegedly keeps a secret clean-shaven passport in Dubai. Trump said, ‘The Ayatollah hasn’t seen his chin since Nixon.’ New IRGC unit formed: Facial Hair Defense Corps.
SOURCE: Trump Launches Facial Hair Treaty with Clean-Shaven Allies