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“He Said the Spreadsheet Spoke to Him. Now He’s a VP of Emotion.”

Self-branded “empathy entrepreneur” Nolan Wick posted a photo of himself weeping at his desk, captioned: “Today, Excel taught me more about life than any mentor ever has. Each cell is a choice. Each formula, a journey.”

The post went viral, earning 78K likes, 204 shares, and one awkward text from his mom: “Are you okay or marketing?”

Critics mocked the post as “cryfluencing,” but recruiters applauded the “bold vulnerability”–one hiring him on the spot to lead “data-inspired storytelling.”

Inspired, Nolan now posts daily: one day about PowerPoint-induced gratitude, the next about spiritually reconciling with a pie chart.

He’s launched a brand: *Cell & Soul™,* and hosts webinars like “Pivot Tables and Pain: Building Narratives from Rows.”

Meanwhile, Excel released a statement: “We didn’t ask for this.”

Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.


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Katie Rich was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, where irony drips as thick as the humidity and every parade doubles as political commentary. She later made her way north to Northwestern University, earning a degree in Theater while moonlighting as a stand-up comic in bars where the gumbo was spicier than the hecklers. Rich built her reputation as a fearless comedy writer, contributing to television’s sharpest satire before landing her byline at Bohiney.com. As both a satirical journalist and stand-up performer, she skewers politics, pop culture, and the strange rituals of everyday life with equal precision, often turning the chaos of Louisiana’s colorful traditions into comedy gold. Known for her blend of absurdity, empathy, and sharp timing, she delivers journalism that feels like an exposé disguised as a punchline. With bayou grit and academic polish, Katie Rich’s EEAT bio proves she’s both trusted and hilariously untrustworthy.