Pet Fashionistas
“Her Paws Are on the Pulse of Couture. Mine Are on Clearance.”
Princess Fluffington, a miniature poodle from Beverly Hills, has more designer tags than most human influencers. With a rotating closet of cashmere paw-warmers, rhinestone leashes, and tiny Gucci berets, she’s become the poster pup for excessive canine couture.
“She turned her nose up at faux-fur,” said owner Tamara Weiss, who admits to attending weekly dog-fashion fittings hosted by a stylist named Bark Jacobs. “She prefers silk blends and shih tzu-sourced alpaca.”
Princess Fluffington’s daily routine includes paw-dicures, fur toning treatments, and mood-based outfit changes. Her Instagram bio reads: “Model. Icon. Biter of bargain tags.”
Other dogs have begun protesting. One corgi was seen picketing in a cardboard sign that read, “Stop the Pawtriarchy.”
Animal rights groups are torn. “She’s either empowered or deeply inconvenienced,” said one. “Hard to tell under that sequined poncho.”
Princess now has a book deal: *Unleashed Style: Dressing for the Bark You Want.*
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
