After naming their first child “Arya Stormborn,” Jess and Trevor went all in on the theme–leading to their second child being legally named “Winterfell Greg.”
The Regret
“It sounded majestic until we had to yell it across a playground,” said Jess. “Now he responds only to dramatic flute music.”
Backlash and Embarrassment
Teachers weep during roll call. Grandma refuses to learn the spelling. And Trevor has second thoughts after naming their cat “Valyrian Netflix.”
Pop Culture Fallout
Baby name expert Ned Baratheon says, “Parents confuse originality with inflicting seasonal trauma.”
Conclusion
The couple is now expecting a third. Working title: “Bobby from Accounting.”
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