People Who Think Wearing Glasses Makes Them Intellectual
Specs and Speculation: The Lens-Wearing Geniuses of Our Time
IQ by Accessory
Somewhere along the way, wearing glasses became shorthand for being deep. Now every dude with blue light blockers thinks he’s a philosopher, and every woman in clear frames is a “thought leader.”
Funny Evidence from the Lookbook of Intelligence
One man walked into a café, adjusted his Warby Parkers, and loudly said, “I’m rereading Proust.” He was, in fact, Googling “what is Proust.”
Quote from a Visual Virtuoso
“I just think better when I’m squinting stylishly,” said Becca Thinkpiece, who once said Descartes invented yoga.
Satirical Style Report
Glasses are the new credentials. No degree? No problem. Just frame your face in tortoiseshell and quote Wikipedia over brunch.
Conclusion: Vision Correction ? Visionary
Wear your glasses with pride, but maybe stop acting like they came with a master’s in ethics and a minor in superiority.
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