I’m not sensitive. (Cries over tone in emails.)
Tough as Pudding: Emotionally Bulletproof-ish
Built Different–But Still Weeping at “Per My Last Email”
“I’m not sensitive,” they declare, while rereading a text that said “k” and wondering if it meant the friendship was over or if the sender secretly hates their dog.
Funny Evidence from the Overfeeling Optimists
One guy asked if “Hey, are you free?” was passive-aggressive. Another reported a TikTok comment for “emotional rudeness.” It just said, “Nice.”
Quote from a Delicate Warrior
“I’m thick-skinned,” said Bree Tearsworth. “But I do keep a list of everyone who’s ever used a period instead of an emoji.”
Satirical Snapshot
They cry during toothpaste commercials, need closure from a barista who changed jobs, and once had a full existential spiral over the phrase “You good?”
Conclusion: You’re Not Weak–You Just Feel More Than the Email Server Can Handle
Sensitivity is a strength. But maybe don’t print out texts for analysis like they’re part of a trial.
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