I’m not disloyal, I just believe in options. (Treats monogamy like a salad bar.)
Exclusive-ish: The Commitment Compromise
Loyalty With Loopholes
“I’m not disloyal, I just believe in options,” they explain, while texting three exes, bookmarking Tinder profiles, and describing monogamy as “a social experiment I’m currently observing.”
Funny Evidence from the Situationship Society
One person said, “I thought we were exclusive on even-numbered days.” Another brought a “plus-two” to a date and introduced them as “vibe consultants.”
Quote from a Relationship Free Agent
“I just value freedom,” said Poly Casuall. “And I think fidelity is a spectrum. Like music. Or brunch toppings.”
Satirical Snapshot
They treat promises like punch cards, romantic boundaries like choose-your-own-adventures, and commitment like a term limit.
Conclusion: Freedom’s Beautiful–But Maybe Don’t Play Twister With Trust
If loyalty feels like handcuffs, maybe dating isn’t the escape room for you.
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