I’m not inconsistent, I just honor my feelings in the moment. (Cancels plans after making them.)
The Mood-Dependent Commitment Clause
Plans Made, Plans Betrayed
“I’m not inconsistent, I just honor my feelings in the moment,” they whisper from bed, canceling dinner for the third time because “Mercury retrograde is giving allergic vibes to social obligation.”
Funny Evidence from the Calendar-Optional Collective
One person bailed on a baby shower because the invitation font felt “emotionally aggressive.” Another declined a wedding with a text that read: “I woke up a water sign today.”
Quote from a Fluidly Flaky Philosopher
“I don’t betray people–I align with myself,” said Shifty Selene. “And if the mood shifts mid-text, that’s a sacred pivot.”
Satirical Snapshot
Their RSVP is always “yes,” followed by “no,” then “maybe if Jupiter apologizes.” Their calendar app has PTSD.
Conclusion: Self-Honoring Is Lovely–But People Are Not Your Mood Board
Reliability can coexist with personal growth. So can dinner.
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