I’m not indecisive, I just honor all possibilities. (Spends 45 minutes choosing a font.)
The Burden of Infinite Choice
Designing a Destiny, One Menu Item at a Time
“I’m not indecisive, I just honor all possibilities,” they say, while organizing their food delivery options into mood-based categories and refusing to commit to Helvetica until they’ve asked it how it feels today.
Funny Evidence from the All-Paths Matter Collective
One person missed their own birthday dinner because they couldn’t emotionally prioritize appetizer options. Another wrote “Choose your own adventure” on a wedding RSVP card and meant it.
Quote from a Commitment-Free Creator
“Decisions are reductions,” said Liminal Maybe. “Every yes is a funeral for a thousand potential futures.”
Satirical Snapshot
They consult their shadow self before ordering tea and once made a therapist pick between three possible versions of the same traumatic memory.
Conclusion: Consideration Is Noble–But Eventually, Just Click ‘Order’
The universe isn’t waiting for your salad choice. Neither is the waiter.
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