Trump’s Throne Confirmed to Be Reupholstered Barcalounger

PALM BEACH, FL — After years of speculation, an exclusive photo leak has confirmed that Donald Trump’s personal “throne” is, in fact, a 2006 Barcalounger recliner reupholstered in golden pleather and lightly crusted with spray tan residue and Big Mac sauce.

White House decorator-turned-anonymous-whistleblower “Cheryl from Bed Bath & Beyond” revealed that the recliner was “hastily shipped from a Florida thrift store called ‘Chairs and Prophecies’ and smuggled into Mar-a-Lago under a tarp labeled ‘Golf Supplies.’”

Sources say the chair contains a built-in Diet Coke dispenser, a drawer of Sharpies for altering weather maps, and a secret panic button that orders Mike Lindell to appear with a new pillow theory.

Despite public ridicule, Trump stands by the throne. “It’s the most luxurious chair,” he told Fox & Friends. “Lincoln had wood. I have memory foam.”

The chair has since been moved into the “Oval Room of Tremendous Thoughts,” a Mar-a-Lago den adorned with dollar store eagle statues, imitation gold drapes, and a framed photo of Trump shaking hands with Kid Rock.

Historians have officially added the Barcalounger to the Presidential Furniture Registry, just below Andrew Jackson’s dueling pistols and Bill Clinton’s saxophone.

Giuliani reportedly sat in the throne once and said, “It smells like destiny and Aqua Velva.”