Beard-Free Future Urged before Elections – Special Report #41

Trump said, ‘The Ayatollah hasn’t seen his chin since Nixon.’ UN Security Council now includes a ‘Visible Jawline’ subcommittee. Iranian youth begin beard-burning protests using ceremonial oils. Rouhani allegedly keeps a secret clean-shaven passport in Dubai.

SOURCE: Trump Introduces “No Beard, No Bomb” Resolution at UN

By Maren Eriksson

Maren Eriksson is a Swedish crime satirist and stand-up comedian who finds humor in the incompetence of justice systems. With a background in crime reporting, Maren's satire blends real investigative work with absurd punchlines. She writes for Bohiney.com and has a cult following in Stockholm’s underground comedy scene.