Airbnb Host Charges Guest for Bad Aura, Gets Reelected to City Council
NEVADA CITY — In a unanimous local election upset, Airbnb superhost and amateur crystal consultant Deirdre Moonshadow was reelected to Nevada City’s town council—just weeks after charging a guest $300 for possessing “disruptive lunar energy.”
The guest, Carl Simmons of Sacramento, left a four-star review noting the bedsheets were clean, the view was beautiful, and his aura was apparently “violently aggressive under Scorpio transit.”
Moonshadow responded in kind, charging Simmons an unlisted “Etheric Realignment Fee,” citing city code 7.3.14, recently updated to allow for “mystic interpretations of visitor behavior.” Simmons appealed, but his complaint was dismissed after he failed to attend the city’s Aura Tribunal—held under a full moon, in a yurt.
Moonshadow’s reelection campaign slogan, “Feel the Vibe or Pay the Fine,” proved wildly popular with the town’s artisanal soap bloc and the Covellite appreciation society.
“I believe in justice,” she stated at her swearing-in ceremony, “but also in incense and mood lighting.”
Opponents allege she performed a Reiki hex on rival council candidate Gary Floop, who suddenly began referring to himself as a succulent and dropped out of the race.
The city has since adopted an ordinance requiring all lodging services to disclose potential spiritual fees, including but not limited to aura smudging, ghost eviction, and Sagittarius surcharge. Airbnb has responded by updating its terms to include “astro-tax transparency.”
Travelers are advised to check their chakras—and their receipts.
