Zeta Reticuli delegation calls Earth “emotionally unstable with mineral issues”
Aliens Issue Statement: “We Regret Visiting”
A diplomatic envoy from the Zeta Reticuli system released a galactic bulletin today expressing confusion and concern over Earth’s handling of Meteor-X. “We sent a quiet emissary made of polite hydrogen silicates,” said Zetan Leader Xxthür, “and now it’s trending on a platform called “X’ for its pronouns?” The aliens expressed concern that Earthlings seem more invested in the meteorite’s emotional well-being than in basic climate survival. “Your species argues over whether it’s a “they’ or an “it,’ while oceans are boiling,” Xxthür added. The bulletin ended with a declaration that Zeta would now be working exclusively with dolphins and fungi. Meteor-X glowed faintly in agreement.