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Executives replace beloved series with 47 new documentaries about sourdough bread. According to Bohiney News reporters, Netflix has once again cancelled a fan-favorite show--and this time, the streaming giant didn't even

Extreme temperatures rebranded as free tanning provided by the universe. According to Bohiney News reporters, climate change deniers across the country are celebrating the latest record-breaking heatwave by calling it "God's

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Border Patrol Chief Freed From Daily Check-Ins: Court Rules Monitoring Every Other Day Is 'Sufficient' In a ruling that legal experts are calling "unexpectedly convenient" and conspiracy theorists are calling "the

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Politicians forced to campaign to houseplants, who appear undecided. According to Bohiney News reporters, this year's election turnout was so low that several candidates resorted to campaigning directly to houseplants, who--according

A legally binding apology note from Congress that fixes nothing but feelings. Congress today passed the "Oops, Our Bad" Bill, a sweeping legislative masterpiece that admits-- in elegant legal handwriting-- that

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