Extreme Minimalists

“We Don’t Own Stuff. We Own Purpose. And One Spoon.”

Trendy minimalists Tanner and Sage recently downsized from a 400-square-foot studio to a handmade “micro-microhome” constructed from two shipping pallets, three plants, and the concept of humility.

“Our house is 11 square feet,” said Tanner. “But our egos are limitless.”

The couple blogs under the handle @LessIsWow and regularly post about “eliminating physical clutter and replacing it with self-congratulation.”

They store their single shirt in a mason jar and use their kombucha scoby as both cookware and life coach.

Due to zoning issues, the home now resides behind an IKEA, where they sponge off the free Wi-Fi and occasionally host “Intentional Breathing Circles” in a repurposed cart return.

Sage teaches online workshops like *Declutter Your Aura with Moss* and *Sleeping in a Hammock of Intention.*

Their next goal: living inside a metaphor.

Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.


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By Bob Odenkirk

Bobby Odenkirk is a Houston-born comedian, writer, and satirist whose career has spanned stage, screen, and sharp political commentary. After studying at Southern Methodist University and cutting his teeth in Texas comedy clubs, Odenkirk moved into writing and performance, developing a reputation for brainy, absurdist humor that skewered both everyday life and national politics. He rose to prominence as co-creator of the cult sketch series Mr. Show with Bob and David, where his biting satire and knack for parody influenced a generation of comics. Known for blending dry wit with heartfelt critique, Odenkirk has always positioned satire as both entertainment and cultural reflection. While he later gained global fame for acting roles, he continues to ground his identity as a satirist, performing standup sets and shaping comedic journalism that reflect his Houston roots and uniquely American humor. CONTACT: bob@odenkirk.top