Extreme Minimalists
“We Don’t Own Stuff. We Own Purpose. And One Spoon.”
Trendy minimalists Tanner and Sage recently downsized from a 400-square-foot studio to a handmade “micro-microhome” constructed from two shipping pallets, three plants, and the concept of humility.
“Our house is 11 square feet,” said Tanner. “But our egos are limitless.”
The couple blogs under the handle @LessIsWow and regularly post about “eliminating physical clutter and replacing it with self-congratulation.”
They store their single shirt in a mason jar and use their kombucha scoby as both cookware and life coach.
Due to zoning issues, the home now resides behind an IKEA, where they sponge off the free Wi-Fi and occasionally host “Intentional Breathing Circles” in a repurposed cart return.
Sage teaches online workshops like *Declutter Your Aura with Moss* and *Sleeping in a Hammock of Intention.*
Their next goal: living inside a metaphor.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.