The Great Toilet Paper Panic

Kingdom of Charminia

After stockpiling during “the big wipe-out of 2020,” the Hendersons converted their guest room into a soft-walled nation-state complete with TP towers, a bidet moat, and strict import policies.

The Sovereign Situation

“We don’t need your pipes,” declared 12-year-old Prince Charmin IV. “We have double-ply freedom!”

Neighbors Alarmed

The HOA issued a warning after the family attempted to annex the community pool using quilted scrolls and a wet nap cannon.

Economic Concerns

Local economist Dr. Wipey Sheets warns: “Toilet paper has no stable currency rate–unless bartering for Pop-Tarts.”

Conclusion

The Hendersons now trade TP for essentials like Wi-Fi passwords and dignity. UN recognition is pending, but they’ve already blocked Canada with tissue barricades.


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