Too Many Throw Pillows
Lost in Softness
Stacy Myers was last seen climbing into bed with a cup of chamomile and a heart full of Pinterest. By morning, only her phone alarm and a trail of inspirational quotes remained.
The Scene
Her bed contained 43 decorative pillows, including five shaped like cacti and one that just said “Vibes.” Authorities had to call in a golden retriever for textile search-and-rescue.
Public Reaction
“She was warned,” said roommate Jenna. “When you sleep in a cloud of affirmation, sometimes you don’t come back down.”
Interior Design Expert’s Take
“Throw pillows represent emotional padding,” said Shaye Plump, author of *Stuffed but Hollow.* “Stacy simply overdosed on softness.”
Conclusion
She was eventually found wedged inside a faux-fur lumbar pillow with the word “Namast’ay.” She’s recovering in a firm, minimalist chair.
