I’m not detached, I’m just independent. (Forgets they’re in a relationship.)
Independent to the Point of Amnesia
Autonomy or Accidental Ghosting?
“I’m not detached, I’m just independent,” they claim, while forgetting your birthday, vacationing solo, and listing themselves as “single-ish” in a joint holiday card.
Funny Evidence from the Emotionally Remote Retreat
One person said, “Oh right, I’m dating you,” after missing three anniversaries. Another proposed separate bedrooms, separate toothbrushes, and “a shared vibe check quarterly.”
Quote from a Lone Wolf in Love
“I just don’t like clingy vibes,” said Indi Pendent. “And honestly, I thought monogamy was more of a suggestion.”
Satirical Snapshot
They believe in connection–just not daily updates, proximity, or remembering your last name consistently.
Conclusion: Autonomy Is Healthy–But Maybe Don’t Forget You’re Coupled
Independence is beautiful. Just maybe text back once a month.
For more emotionally elusive elegance, float toward bohiney.com
