Bathroom Selfies
Mirror, Mirror on the Job Board
Brian uploaded what he thought was a progress photo to a fitness app–but it went straight to his company’s LinkedIn page. The image featured motivational lighting, flexed abs, and one very confused office plant in the background.
Unexpected Outcome
Instead of firing him, his boss praised the “raw vulnerability” and “open-door policy.” HR offered a workshop titled *Branding Through Bathrooms.*
Colleague Reactions
“It was weirdly inspiring,” said Sandra from accounting. “I started doing squats in the breakroom.”
Industry Insight
LinkedIn expert Dr. Clout Notes says, “Authenticity beats professionalism when you have good abs and no shame.”
Conclusion
Brian is now VP of Transparency and Moisture. He’s writing an e-book titled *Flush Your Fear.*