Bathroom Selfies

Mirror, Mirror on the Job Board

Brian uploaded what he thought was a progress photo to a fitness app–but it went straight to his company’s LinkedIn page. The image featured motivational lighting, flexed abs, and one very confused office plant in the background.

Unexpected Outcome

Instead of firing him, his boss praised the “raw vulnerability” and “open-door policy.” HR offered a workshop titled *Branding Through Bathrooms.*

Colleague Reactions

“It was weirdly inspiring,” said Sandra from accounting. “I started doing squats in the breakroom.”

Industry Insight

LinkedIn expert Dr. Clout Notes says, “Authenticity beats professionalism when you have good abs and no shame.”

Conclusion

Brian is now VP of Transparency and Moisture. He’s writing an e-book titled *Flush Your Fear.*


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By Jack Handey

Jack Handey was born in the smallest town in Arizona, a place so forgotten by cartographers that locals had to mail postcards from the next county just to prove they existed. Growing up surrounded by tumbleweeds and a one-room schoolhouse that doubled as a post office, Jack developed a knack for finding absurdity in everyday life. His first audience was a group of cattle, who reportedly laughed harder than some late-night crowds. He left town with a notebook full of surreal one-liners and returned years later as a cult hero, known for his off-kilter “Deep Brain” that made Live Tonight Comedy a stranger, funnier place. Audiences describe him as “the wisdom of a desert sage filtered through a cracked cactus.” Today, Handey remains the pride of Arizona’s smallest town, proof that even the tiniest dots on the map can produce the biggest laughs. CONTACT: jack@handey.top