Drunk Texting Exes
Love, Liquor, and LinkedIn
At 2:14 a.m., Greg intended to text “I still love you, Amanda. I miss the way you say lasagna” but instead sent it to his boss, Amanda Richardson, Senior VP of Logistics.
The Corporate Mix-Up
“It was strangely poetic,” said Amanda R., who forwarded the message to HR–who responded with applause emojis and a salary bump.
Unexpected Outcome
Greg is now considered “emotionally transparent” and has been reassigned to the company’s Wellness Committee.
Ex’s Response
The original Amanda (his ex) liked the post on LinkedIn but added a comment: “Still pronouncing it wrong, Greg.”
Conclusion
Greg’s rise continues. He’s now writing a business memoir titled *Love Letters and Logistics.* Preorder link includes a tissue discount.
