Theme Song Obsessions
The Soundtrack of Steve
Steve Peterson, mid-level analyst, began requiring coworkers to hum the *Mission: Impossible* theme every time he entered a meeting room. Failure to comply resulted in dramatic sulking and interpretive leaping.
The Workplace Vibe
“It was funny at first,” said coworker Dana. “Until he rolled into the budget meeting and somersaulted into the whiteboard.”
HR’s Involvement
HR suggested less disruptive entrance music, like *The Office* theme. Steve declined, citing ‘creative vision.’
Expert Insight
Corporate behaviorist Dr. Cue Card explains, “Theme song dependency is a growing concern in ego-dramatic workplaces.”
Conclusion
Steve now works from home, where Alexa plays *Eye of the Tiger* on loop. His cat is suing for noise pollution.