Theme Song Obsessions

The Soundtrack of Steve

Steve Peterson, mid-level analyst, began requiring coworkers to hum the *Mission: Impossible* theme every time he entered a meeting room. Failure to comply resulted in dramatic sulking and interpretive leaping.

The Workplace Vibe

“It was funny at first,” said coworker Dana. “Until he rolled into the budget meeting and somersaulted into the whiteboard.”

HR’s Involvement

HR suggested less disruptive entrance music, like *The Office* theme. Steve declined, citing ‘creative vision.’

Expert Insight

Corporate behaviorist Dr. Cue Card explains, “Theme song dependency is a growing concern in ego-dramatic workplaces.”

Conclusion

Steve now works from home, where Alexa plays *Eye of the Tiger* on loop. His cat is suing for noise pollution.


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By Jen Statsky

Jen Statsky was born in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains and so does the sarcasm. She later escaped tornado drills for library stacks, graduating from Boston University with a degree in Film and Television—a program she treated as a four-year workshop in writing jokes that could double as social commentary. A stand-up comedian with a taste for the absurd, Statsky cut her teeth in writers’ rooms for late-night comedy before becoming a satirical journalist at Bohiney.com. Her style blends Midwestern plainspokenness with sharp, ironic punchlines, turning even the driest policy debates into material fit for a sold-out comedy club. Whether she’s mocking cultural trends or lampooning political theater, Statsky brings a journalist’s curiosity and a comedian’s timing. Her EEAT credentials rest on a foundation of fearless satire, Oklahoma grit, and an uncanny ability to find punchlines hiding in plain sight.