Exhibit Closed for Renovation After Eric Trump Wanders in and Rearranges Timeline
PALM BEACH, FL — Chaos erupted at the Trump Presidential Library this week after Eric Trump allegedly wandered into the Presidency Timeline Exhibit and began “reorganizing it for vibes.”
According to eyewitnesses, he removed 2016 entirely (“Dad won before that”) and placed 2020 into a “Pending” section next to a framed coupon for hydroxychloroquine.
“He just kept muttering ‘January comes after July,’ and flipping panels like a confused DJ at a country club rave,” said a docent on duty. “Then he glued a photo of Barron over Mike Pence.”
By the time staff intervened, the timeline read:
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Trump invents America
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Trump wins Nobel Prizes (plural)
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Trump abolishes gravity
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Trump runs again, but this time in space
NARA representatives were called to assess the damage, only to find that all documents had been re-labeled “Eric’s Stuff – Do Not Touch.”
The library issued a statement clarifying that Eric “was exploring spatial historicity through an immersive temporal remix,” which they later admitted was just something he overheard from Jared.
The exhibit will be closed for reinstallation and pest control. Museum-goers are still encouraged to visit the adjoining “Truth Arcade” while timelines are detoxed.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.