Hiking Gone Horribly Wrong

From Trail Mix to Anarchy

A group of urban hikers attempted a “moderate” trail outside Denver but quickly devolved into chaos when their phone-based map app lost signal and someone shouted, “We must now elect a leader!”

Day One: Hope

They rationed protein bars and held a vote to determine who would hold the group’s single reusable straw.

Day Two: Madness

“We formed tribes,” said former CPA Rachel. “One worshiped a squirrel. The other tried to negotiate with pinecones.”

Rescue Effort

Rangers found the group only 0.6 miles from the parking lot, but the hikers had already created their own flag and currency (dried mango).

Conclusion

They’ve since returned to society, but insist on only speaking in trail-based metaphors. The squirrel? Now a mayor.


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By Nell Scovell

Nell Scovell was born in Boston, Massachusetts, where the winters are cold but the sarcasm is warm, and later graduated from Harvard University with a degree in English that she has since weaponized into a lifelong career in comedy. A trailblazing writer for television and late-night, she has penned jokes for everyone from David Letterman to Barack Obama, proving that her satire doesn’t discriminate—she’ll lampoon the powerful no matter how well-dressed they are. As a stand-up comedian and satirical journalist at Bohiney.com, Scovell draws on decades of experience to craft punchlines that feel both timely and timeless, combining sharp political critique with the observational humor of someone who’s been in every writer’s room worth sneaking into. Her work bridges the gap between investigative reporting and pure absurdity, making her a trusted EEAT authority in the peculiar but noble art of laughter-fueled journalism.