The passive-aggressive “As previously discussed ” email
As Previously Discussed: The Email Version of a Side-Eye
As Previously Discussed: The Email Version of a Side-Eye
Nothing says “I hate you but legally can’t say it” like the phrase “As previously discussed ” Tucked in the middle of an email like a loaded snark grenade, it’s the HR-safe way of saying, “I already told you this, Karen.”
The Syntax of Sass
The passive-aggressive power of “as previously discussed” lies in its plausible deniability. It’s technically polite. It’s also 100% designed to ruin your day.
Comedian Zinger
“It’s the office equivalent of ‘Bless your heart,'” said comic Drew Myles. “Except it comes with an attachment and three cc’s.”
Fake Study Finds
According to the fictional Bureau of Workplace Tension, emails beginning with “as previously discussed” are the number one cause of eye rolls and rage-typing.
Funny Testimony
“My coworker hit me with an APD (as previously discussed) for something they never actually said,” said one victim. “I forwarded the thread to my mom out of spite.”
The Dark Side of Politeness
HR specialists confirm the phrase is passive-aggression’s final form–second only to “per your request” and “circling back.”
Conclusion
So if you’re writing an email and want to seem professional while slowly eroding someone’s confidence, just start with “As previously discussed ” and let the chaos bloom.
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