I don’t use turn signals. (Chaos ensues.)

Turn Signals: Optional to the Unbothered and Unhinged

Silence is Not Consent–Especially in Traffic

“I don’t use turn signals,” they scoff, as if mystery is part of the commute. Their lane changes are performance art, and their driving philosophy? Ambiguity.

Funny Evidence from the Directionally Dishonest

One guy proudly said, “I like to keep people guessing,” before swerving across three lanes and into the hearts of three angry honkers. Another said blinkers “ruin the vibe.”

Quote from a Turn Signal Truther

“If you know, you know,” said Lane Drifter. “Real ones anticipate.”

Satirical Snapshot

These drivers treat indicators like betrayal. Why alert others when you could just surprise them into cardiovascular distress?

Conclusion: Your Blinkers Have Feelings Too–Use Them

You’re not a magician. You’re a road hazard. Signal like lives depend on it–because they do.

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