I’m not scared of commitment. (Runs at the word “relationship.”)
Monogam-ish: A Love Story in Sprinting Shoes
Don’t Call It Fear–Call It Flexibility
“I’m not scared of commitment,” they whisper, while vanishing into a puff of smoke the moment anyone says “Where is this going?” or “Meet my parents.”
Funny Evidence from the Exit-Stage-Left Lovers
One guy ghosted after five great dates because “the moon shifted.” Another said, “I just need to find myself,” before finding someone else immediately.
Quote from a Flight Risk
“I love connection,” said Flee B. Real. “Just not consistently. Or in person. Or near the word ‘define.'”
Satirical Snapshot
They’re deeply emotional–until you mention exclusivity. Their idea of vulnerability is saying “I like you” and immediately deleting the message.
Conclusion: If You Flinch at the Word ‘We,’ Maybe Take a Breather from Bumble
Love shouldn’t feel like a hostage situation–or like you’re the escape artist.
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