Drone Pilots Mistake Iranian Yoga Studio for Missile Silo

In what the Proud Boys Air Force (PBAF) called a “reasonable misinterpretation of quiet stretching,” a drone strike intended for an alleged missile silo in Shiraz instead flattened “The Inner Peace Wellness Center,” Iran’s premiere yoga retreat. The drone, piloted by Lt. Skyler “MeatFist” Dugan from FOB Desmonda, mistook the studio’s zen sand garden and rolled yoga mats for “horizontal ICBMs.” Iranian authorities confirmed no casualties, but several yogis did suffer emotional whiplash from interrupted deep breathing. “We were in downward dog when the roof opened up,” said local instructor Parvaneh D., “which is, ironically, now the permanent shape of the building.” PBAF claimed “intel was fuzzy, and so were the yoga pants.” An internal review blamed the confusion on a satellite image captioned “Hot Targets – Stretch Edition,” which turned out to be an Instagram filter mishap. U.S. officials distanced themselves from the incident, though one anonymous State Department official quipped, “At least they didn’t hit a hospital this time.” The PBAF has since issued a formal apology on X (formerly Twitter), accompanied by a photo of a shirtless bald eagle and the caption: “Our bad, namaste anyway.” The drone has been grounded for retraining, including a mandatory online course titled “How to Spot Wellness vs. Warheads.”