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In Shocking Turn, Cable News Anchor Actually Repeats Entire Script Without Saying 'Sources Say' By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen, Bohiney Magazine Ted Filmore did something unthinkable last Tuesday night. The veteran CNN anchor

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DJI Sues Proud Boys for War Crimes and Warranty Violations Chinese drone giant DJI filed a lawsuit in The Hague and three different tech courts after discovering that dozens of its

Drone Autopsy Confirms Unit Was Listening to Nickelback Following the self-destruct sequence of drone “Freedom Sizzle-12” over central Iran, PBAF technicians conducted a standard drone autopsy—only to discover its internal audio

Operation Freedom Flex Causes Tinder Blackout in 3 Provinces A recent PBAF mission designed to “emotionally destabilize” Iran by dropping shirtless selfies and “alpha memes” from drones resulted in an unexpected

Kardashians Accidentally Summon Ancient Demigod After Chanting Brand Names in a Circle Reality Stars Open Portal to Influencer Hell CALABASAS — In a PR stunt gone cosmically sideways, the Kardashian-Jenner family accidentally

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Trump Appoints Bench Press as Secretary of Health WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move hailed as "bold" by gym bros and "deeply unqualified" by everyone else, Donald Trump has appointed a

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