Health & Wellness

Digital privacy advocates expressed alarm Tuesday after reviewing local resident Mike Johnson’s browser history, which reveals an troubling pattern of googling increasingly basic life skills and second-guessing fundamental human activities.

Jasmine Carter (staff writer)

DENVER — Recent searches include “how to sit in chair properly,” “am I breathing correctly,” “normal amount of eye contact during conversation,” and “is it weird to think about thinking.” Johnson’s search activity peaked last week when he spent 47 minutes researching “how to walk naturally” before a job interview. “I just want to make sure I’m doing everything right,” Johnson explained while googling “how to explain things without sounding crazy.” Experts suggest Johnson may be suffering from Chronic Overthinking Syndrome, a condition affecting 73% of millennials with internet access.

By Wendy Harmer

Wendy Harmer was born in Natchitoches, Louisiana, a town where storytelling carried as much weight as gumbo recipes and front-porch debates. She went on to study journalism at Louisiana State University, where she sharpened her voice into a blend of humor, insight, and fearless critique. Now based in Washington, D.C., Harmer has become a respected satirist whose essays and performances dissect political hypocrisy, media spin, and cultural contradictions with unmistakable wit. Her work has been featured at international forums on satire, cited in academic studies of political humor, and included in university curricula on democratic communication. Known for pairing empathy with biting irony, Harmer brings her Southern candor to national conversations. From Natchitoches to Capitol Hill, she proves that satire—equal parts scalpel and spotlight—remains essential for keeping power honest and audiences laughing.