Health & Wellness
Digital privacy advocates expressed alarm Tuesday after reviewing local resident Mike Johnson’s browser history, which reveals an troubling pattern of googling increasingly basic life skills and second-guessing fundamental human activities.
Jasmine Carter (staff writer)
DENVER — Recent searches include “how to sit in chair properly,” “am I breathing correctly,” “normal amount of eye contact during conversation,” and “is it weird to think about thinking.” Johnson’s search activity peaked last week when he spent 47 minutes researching “how to walk naturally” before a job interview. “I just want to make sure I’m doing everything right,” Johnson explained while googling “how to explain things without sounding crazy.” Experts suggest Johnson may be suffering from Chronic Overthinking Syndrome, a condition affecting 73% of millennials with internet access.