People who think wearing a mask is tyranny but accept TSA pat-downs
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Masks Are Tyranny, But a Federal Crotch Pat Is Patriotism
Some Americans have decided that being asked to wear a paper mask in Costco is the second coming of Stalin. And yet, they’ll happily spread their legs at TSA while muttering, “God bless America.”
Funny Evidence from Airport Security Lines
One man refused a mask on a flight, claiming, “It’s my freedom.” Five minutes later, he giggled while an agent frisked his ankles and confiscated his bag of loose cashews. “Totally fine,” he said. “That’s just safety.”
Quote from the Freedom Confused
“I won’t wear a mask because I don’t trust the government,” said Becky Flagpin, while boarding a plane run by the FAA, funded by taxes, and piloted by a guy named Chad with government clearance.
Comedian Take
Comic Jake Darnell put it best: “You can get cavity searched by a stranger in latex, but God forbid someone asks you to cover your nose at a Walgreens.”
Conclusion: Freedom Is Selective, Apparently
So next time someone says masks are oppression, ask them how many liquids they threw away at security last month.
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