Haunted Porta-Potties
“I Went In For Relief. I Came Out Spiritually Soiled.”
Visitors to the Greene County Fair were alarmed when reports surfaced of a particularly eerie porta-potty near the Tilt-A-Whirl. Witnesses described cold air, inexplicable moaning, and a soap dispenser that giggled when pressed.
“I swear it said ‘Get out’ in a very polite whisper,” said teen fairgoer Kyle. “Then the toilet paper roll unspooled by itself and spelled ‘RUN.'”
Paranormal investigators confirmed strange EMF readings and one psychic medium fainted mid-peek, later muttering something about “a ghost trapped in an eternal flush loop.”
The porta-potty, dubbed “The Porcelain Abyss,” is now cordoned off with hay bales and spiritual caution tape.
Fair officials initially denied supernatural activity but have since added it to the brochure under “Premium Thrill Rides.”
One brave man attempted to cleanse the spirit with essential oils and a kazoo. He has not been seen since.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
