Shoppers at SkyMall Plaza reported an elevator glitch that took them to a hidden 13th floor, where lights flickered, meatballs steamed ominously, and floor plans whispered questions about their life purpose.
The Scene
“I stepped out and was instantly offered a minimalist armchair named GRÄVNAD,” said witness Sheila. “I never felt so seen–and judged.”
Paranormal Insight
Spiritual elevator technician Vibe Shaft confirmed, “Some elevators just get… ideas.”
Retail Expert Analysis
IKEA denied involvement but added, “All enlightenment comes with assembly required.”
Conclusion
The floor has vanished. But sometimes, when riding alone, you still hear faint instructions in Swedish. And shame.
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