Flat Earthers Planning Cruises: The Ultimate Round Trip
Flat Earthers Announce Cruise to the Edge of the World–Forget That Boats Travel in Circles
A Bold Voyage in Willful Denial
In a development that has every physics teacher weeping into their beakers, a group of Flat Earthers has chartered a cruise to “find the edge.” The cruise line? Titanic II: Reality Denial Edition. The destination? Wherever logic ends and the Wi-Fi cuts out.
Funny Evidence from the Manifest
The itinerary includes “Sunset at the Ice Wall” and “Moon Landing Denial Karaoke Night.” Life jackets not included–because apparently, gravity’s just a theory.
Quote from Captain Conspiracy
“The Earth is flat, but this boat is round for comfort,” said organizer Todd “TruthBeacon” Milligan, while consulting a map that looked suspiciously like a pizza box.
Comedic Highlights
One speaker, “Dr.” Crystal Raygun, will give a TED-ish talk on how compasses are CIA tools. Guests receive souvenir tote bags filled with anti-globe stress balls and levelers to check if the sea is really flat.
Conclusion: Reality? Man Overboard!
Assuming they don’t fall off the edge, guests will return with sunburns, mild scurvy, and exactly zero new evidence–but a lifetime supply of smug, circular logic.
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