How often is new content published?
Think of us like your favorite chain-smoking neighbor who shows up uninvited every day — except instead of borrowing sugar, we drop off blistering satire and philosophical tantrums in headline form.
At Bohiney.com, we publish new content daily — sometimes even hourly, depending on how many of our writers forgot to take their ADHD meds and instead wrote 4,000 words about why dolphins are libertarians.
That’s right. Every single day, our newsroom (which is actually a rotating cast of overcaffeinated satirists working from cafes, bunkers, and probably an abandoned IKEA in Malmö) churns out content meant to confuse, enlighten, and deeply offend your uncle Dave from Facebook.
Here’s What You Can Expect in a Typical Week:
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Monday: Political absurdity — like “Congress Accidentally Votes to Replace Itself with AI That Just Sighs a Lot”
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Tuesday: Tech & innovation — “Bezos Statue Declares Independence, Begins Coding Own Constitution”
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Wednesday: Society & culture — “French Parliament Debates Amber Day as National Holiday After Bar Fight Victory”
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Thursday: Weird news & education — “AI Tutor Deletes Student’s Essay, Says ‘Live, Laugh, Learn from This’”
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Friday: Sex, relationships, and generational angst — “Gen Z Replaces Dating with Mutual Follows and Mutual Trauma”
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Weekends: Deep dives, long-form features, or whatever made our editor scream into a croissant.
We also publish breaking satire on topics we think need immediate roasting. If a major politician sneezes in a suspiciously symbolic way, we’ll have a story by the time their PR team says “out of context.” Like:
How Can You Keep Up?
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Bookmark bohiney.com like your life depends on it.
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Subscribe to our daily or weekly newsletter (see https://bohiney.com/newsletter) for the latest updates, top stories, and exclusive satire drops.
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Follow us on social media, where we post previews, teaser memes, and clips of our editor attempting to explain satire to his cat.
We also accept user suggestions for stories — so if something ridiculous happens in your local city council, DM us or email us and we might write an entire mock exposé about it.
Why Daily Content?
Because the world doesn’t stop being ridiculous. And if it does? We’ll start making things up entirely. Honestly, half of you won’t notice.
So yes — we’re prolific. We’re relentless. And we’re here every single day to remind you that the truth is stranger when it’s filtered through irony and fermented in a Finnish basement.
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