People who still use Internet Explorer (and suffer)

Internet Explorer Users: The Digital Martyrs of the 21st Century

Click. Wait. Regret.

There are still a few brave souls out there who open Internet Explorer like it’s 2004, waiting minutes for websites to load and wondering why every site looks like it was built by a confused toaster.

Funny Evidence from the Lag Zone

One man tried to buy concert tickets. By the time the page loaded, the band had broken up. Another attempted to open Gmail and accidentally triggered a Cold War backup server.

Quote from a Digital Relic

“I’ve just always used it,” said Harold Browserly. “I trust a program that asks me three times if I’m sure I want to click something.”

Satirical Snapshot

Using Internet Explorer in 2025 is like driving a horse-drawn carriage to Starbucks. You can, technically–but expect judgment and lots of bugs.

Conclusion: Just Let It Retire Already

If your browser can’t handle a GIF without melting down, it’s time. Download literally anything else. Even Netscape would be a glow-up.

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