Overused Motivational Quotes
Live, Laugh, Leave
When HR hung a poster reading “Shoot for the moon–even if you miss, you’ll land in litigation,” the entire third floor quit by noon, citing clarity, inspiration, and deeply flawed space metaphors.
Quote Confusion
“I think they meant ‘you’ll land among the stars,'” said Kevin from IT. “But I took it as legal advice, and honestly, it tracks.”
Mass Exodus
By 2 p.m., 14 employees had submitted poetic resignation emails filled with Beyoncé lyrics and passive-aggressive haikus.
HR’s Response
HR claims the poster came in a bulk pack labeled “Corporate Truths.” One included the line: “Hustle hard, nap harder, file a 1099.”
Conclusion
The office is now hiring again. The only quote on the wall? “We tried.”