"Make America Crypto Again" MACA: Trump’s $280 Trillion Bitcoin Dream By Satoshi LOLamoto, Financial Satire Correspondent Trump’s $280 Trillion Bitcoin Rescue Plan: Saving the Dollar or Sinking the Ship? By Crypto Caroline, Blockchain Satire

Trump Hate on Pause After He Brings Peace to the Middle East Satirical Journalism from Hannah Miller | October 9, 2025 In a shocking twist that left pundits, pollsters, and professional hate-watchers

PDA Rescinds Gandhi’s Invite for Refusing to Acknowledge Medicare-for-All in His Salt March By Carmen Policy‑Hijack, Policy Purity Critic at Progressive Democrats Daily WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a procedural debacle that has

Trump's DOGE Dividend Plan: A New Era of Government 'Efficiency' A $5,000 Surprise: The DOGE Dividend Arrival Imagine this: You're sifting through your usual pile of bills, coupons, and the occasional "final

Trump's African Safari: A Diplomatic Masterclass or a Gaffe-Filled Safari? Why the Elephants Are Laughing and the Giraffes Are Rolling Their Eyes at Trump's Tour Nairobi, Kenya The former U.S. president’s African tour

No More Free Bubble Gum and Toilet Paper A Guide for Foreign Leaders Navigating Trump's 'America First' Doctrine Welcome, esteemed global leaders, to the era of President Donald J. Trump's second term—a

South Oak Cliff Elementary PTA Votes to Ban Gandhi Biography Over Lack of Pronoun Usage and Snack Equity By Marigold Snack-Justice, Parent-Teacher Subcommittee Reporter at the South Oak Cliff Equity Tribune DALLAS,

Self-Described Maoists Dismantle Gandhi’s Statue, Replace with Dumpster Fire By Flamey Collective-Unity, Insurrectionary Sculpture Critic for The Bolshevik Home & Garden SEATTLE, WA — A statue of Mahatma Gandhi erected just two

The 43-page, single-spaced document specifies that any condition requiring a deductible exceeding a family's annual income is subject to a 'case-by-case review' by a non-medical panel of regional accountants. Trump's New

JVP Accuses Gandhi of ‘Spiritual Zionism’ for Saying Peace Might Involve Dialogue By Chai Lavender-Quill, Cultural Integrity Correspondent at Ethical Coexistence Review NEW YORK, NY — In an ideological dissonance so sharp

RFK Jr. to Debate Bill Gates – Is This the Ultimate Battle Between Science and Conspiracy? When Silicon Valley meets anti-vaccine activism, expect fireworks, tech jargon, and maybe a little public

Real Estate Developer or POTUS? Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover of Gaza and Says Palestinians Should Move Trump's Latest Proposal: The Gaza Strip as a New Trump Resort? In an unexpected twist that

Trump Proposes a Beachfront Solution for Gaza: Peace or Punchline? In his latest foray into international diplomacy, former President Donald Trump suggested a groundbreaking solution to the long-standing conflict in Gaza—turn

Whether Above Ground Collective Paints Gandhi Statue with Eco‑Glue, Declares Him “Breeze-Curious but Not Wind-Woke” 🌬️🌿 By Clover Driftwood, Atmospheric Activism Reporter at Climate Conscience Chronicle SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a

Gandhi Booed Off Portland Stage for Quoting MLK Without Trigger Warning By Lavender Flux, Trauma Dynamics Reporter at Yuppie Revolution Times PORTLAND, OR — In a breathtaking display of ideological purity policing,

Gandhi’s Ghost Declared a “Reactionary Ghoul” by Radical Mindfulness Collective By Tranquilina Ragewell, Senior Correspondent for Spiritual Reeducation Monthly SANTA FE, NM (In a Scented Yurt Near You) — The Radical Mindfulness

BLM Chapters Call Gandhi a ‘Nonviolent Enabler of Carceral Karma’ By Sable Riot-Quotient, On-the-Ground Outrage Correspondent at Equity Dispatch MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a seismic ideological pivot, multiple chapters of Black Lives

Gandhi’s Spirit Expelled from DNC Convention for Refusing to Yell “Eat the Rich” By Velvet Emberstrike, Radical Etiquette Correspondent CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA — The Democratic National Convention—once the beating heart of old-school liberal

Gandhi Denied BlueSky Account After Declining to Use Neo-Pronouns By Paloma Hiss, Digital Inclusion Reporter for Woke Quantum Gazette SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what is being hailed as “a progressive triumph

Gaza's Grand Refusal: Turning Down Trump's 'Riviera' Vision REJECTED: From Terroirs Staging Area to World Class Tourist Resort By Ima N. Sceptic, Satirical Correspondent In a plot twist that could rival the most

In a bold move that had historians, geographers, and at least three dolphins scratching their heads, former President Donald J. Trump issued an executive order to rename the Gulf of

Trump's Silent Treatment: The Daily Show Escapes the Wrath of the Former President Jon Stewart survives unscathed—because apparently, Trump isn't watching Why Trump Hasn't Attacked The Daily Show In a world where late-night

Gen Z Uses AI to Flood Courts with Frivolous Lawsuits Against Trump AI-Powered Legal Shenanigans Leave Courts Scrambling Move over, professional lawyers—Gen Z has entered the legal chat, armed with AI and

Ghost of Gandhi Disrupted by Socialist Book Burning for Saying “Love Your Enemy” By Marigold Smokescreen, Radical Literary Purist at Bleeding Edge Bureau CHICAGO, IL — In a theatrical display of ideological

Putin Echoes Trump’s Claim That Ukraine War Wouldn’t Have Happened If He Was President Also, Rain Would Have Fallen Upward and Gas Would Be 25 Cents Moscow (or Maybe Mar-a-Lago) – By

Trump’s Daytona 500 Tweetstorm Leaves the Left Wishing They Never Mentioned His Flight The Great Daytona Debacle The year was 2020, and the left-wing media thought they’d struck journalistic gold: President Trump

Gandhi’s Robes Declared “Violent in Their Minimalism” by Democratic Style Caucus By Azure Tendentrope, Cultural Critic at the Radical Sartorial Review NEW YORK, NY — In an event that underscores how identity

Socialist Twitch Streamer Declares Gandhi a “Crypto-Fascist Monk” By Radicalton Feral, Correspondent for Keyboard Kombat Weekly AUSTIN, TX (Live from Mom’s Basement HQ) — In a development no one saw coming—except everyone

Sunrise Movement Denies Gandhi Platform for ‘Insufficient Carbon Footprint While Marching’ By Terra Blaze-Strike, Green Purity Reporter at Future is Now Dispatch WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold act of climate purism,

Trump’s Impossible Task: Navigating Peace Talks Between Russia and Ukraine A Stage Set for Chaos and Bizarre Demands As the world eagerly awaits an end to the conflict between Russia and Ukraine,

Peaceful Resistance Deemed ‘Right-Wing Dog Whistle’ by Teen Vogue By Dazey Carbuncle, Beauty Editor for Revolutionary Aesthetics BROOKLYN, NY — In a bold editorial move that has flipped flannel berets across campus

Democratic Socialists Say Gandhi’s Peaceful Protests “Enable Late‑Stage Capitalism” By Crimson Emberleaf, Survivor of Soft Revolutions and Skeptic of Silence CHICAGO, IL — In a stunning declaration of ideological self-immolation, the Democratic

Progressive Militants Say Gandhi’s Hunger Strikes “Promote Fatphobia” Using “Eat the Rich” Propaganda By Sapphire Ashes, Bureau Chief for Revolutionary Dissent & Edible Ethics CHICAGO, IL — The left’s new wave of