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America Discovers Greenland Is Big, Cold, and Apparently Still Available America has always been a nation of explorers. We explored the West. We explored space. We explored whether you could deep

Greenland's Political Leaders Reject American Acquisition Pitch as Denmark Warns of NATO Alliance Collapse Trump Administration Pursues Arctic Territory Purchase Despite Unanimous Opposition from Greenlanders The Great Greenland Negotiation That Wasn't Really

Minnesota Lawsuit Against Trump Immigration Crackdown In what's shaping up to be the legal showdown of the year, the states of Minnesota and Illinois have filed lawsuits against President Donald Trump's

US Army Accidentally Invades Greenland Snowbank, NATO Group Chat Explodes Quick Grounding in Reality Before the Delightful Sideways Begins Denmark did not invent a new rule literally to "shoot first, ask questions

From the Island That Accidentally Became America's Crystal Ball Britain Warns America While Apologizing for the Inconvenience Britain keeps being described as "a warning," which is awkward because warnings usually involve

Trump, Venezuela, and the Emergency Deployment of Dead Philosophers When a modern military operation requires intellectual backup, nothing works faster than resurrecting a few long-deceased men with impressive beards. That is

Venezuelan President Confuses Airstrikes With Party Favors as White House Communicates Through Dessert Metaphors Maduro Mistakes US Military Strikes for Surprise Birthday Parade While Trump Tweets "Where's the Cake" Bohiney.com has learned

Trump Declares "National Taco Day" After Bombing Caracas, Venezuela Confused but Hungry Branding Meets Bombing In a move that stunned diplomats, confused allies, and deeply impressed branding professionals, Donald Trump announced "National

BBC Live: Explosions in Caracas — or Just Trump Trying to Clear His Browser History When Breaking News Breaks the Internet The BBC's live blog opened with the familiar understatement of a librarian announcing

Literally Breaking: U.S. Misreads "Hola" as Declaration of War, Bombs Caracas Instead The Dangers of Diplomatic Pronunciation Diplomatic historians have long warned that the greatest threat to global peace is not ideology,

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Experimental "Department of Optimistic Global Economics" Dissolved After Realizing It Was Just Cryptocurrency Fan Mail Experimental 'DOGE' Department Shuttered by Trump, Citing Excessive Optimism and Insufficient Tax RevenueWASHINGTON, D.C.--In a rare

Judicial System Declares End to Political Theatrics; Orders Proceedings to Return to 'Legally Recognizable Activities' Judicial System Issues Cease and Desist on Political Performance Art: Judge Demands 'Actual Law'WASHINGTON, D.C.--In a

Political Rivalry Escalates to Petty Crime Reporting; U.S. Capitol Police Now Required to Mediate 'Sore Loser' Disputes Democrats File Formal Police Complaint Against Trump for 'Verbal Seditious Behavior'; Capitol Police Now

Promises of 'Something Great' Re-Emerge; Critics Note the Plan is Identical to Past Non-Existent Plans Trump Teases 'Brand New, Never-Before-Seen' Healthcare Plan That Looks Exactly Like the Last OneRALLYVILLE, U.S.A.--Former President

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Donald Trump, the Debt Ceiling, and the Comedy of Limitless Limits By Sassy Fielding, Bohiney.com Political Humor Correspondent Donald Trump’s recent call for a long-term or permanent debt-ceiling increase has left Washington

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ANTIFA Declares Gandhi “Too Colonial” and Bans Him from the Revolution By Marigold Smokescreen, Leftist Auditing Correspondent at Rogue Commune Gazette SEATTLE, WA — What began as a viral news clip—the serene

Vegan Anarchists Egg Gandhi Statue, Call Him “Coconut of the Empire” By Kombu McSourdough, Correspondent for the Soy Syndicalist Press PORTLAND, OR — The tranquility of the Gandhi Peace Garden was disrupted

Trump and Putin to ‘Talk Calmly’—World Braces for a Two-Man Dictator Talent Show The Most Unlikely Calm Conversation in Human History MOSCOW — In a statement that left the world confused and

"Make America Crypto Again" MACA: Trump’s $280 Trillion Bitcoin Dream By Satoshi LOLamoto, Financial Satire Correspondent Trump’s $280 Trillion Bitcoin Rescue Plan: Saving the Dollar or Sinking the Ship? By Crypto Caroline, Blockchain Satire

Trump Hate on Pause After He Brings Peace to the Middle East Satirical Journalism from Hannah Miller | October 9, 2025 In a shocking twist that left pundits, pollsters, and professional hate-watchers

PDA Rescinds Gandhi’s Invite for Refusing to Acknowledge Medicare-for-All in His Salt March By Carmen Policy‑Hijack, Policy Purity Critic at Progressive Democrats Daily WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a procedural debacle that has

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Trump's African Safari: A Diplomatic Masterclass or a Gaffe-Filled Safari? Why the Elephants Are Laughing and the Giraffes Are Rolling Their Eyes at Trump's Tour Nairobi, Kenya The former U.S. president’s African tour

No More Free Bubble Gum and Toilet Paper A Guide for Foreign Leaders Navigating Trump's 'America First' Doctrine Welcome, esteemed global leaders, to the era of President Donald J. Trump's second term—a

South Oak Cliff Elementary PTA Votes to Ban Gandhi Biography Over Lack of Pronoun Usage and Snack Equity By Marigold Snack-Justice, Parent-Teacher Subcommittee Reporter at the South Oak Cliff Equity Tribune DALLAS,

Self-Described Maoists Dismantle Gandhi’s Statue, Replace with Dumpster Fire By Flamey Collective-Unity, Insurrectionary Sculpture Critic for The Bolshevik Home & Garden SEATTLE, WA — A statue of Mahatma Gandhi erected just two

The 43-page, single-spaced document specifies that any condition requiring a deductible exceeding a family's annual income is subject to a 'case-by-case review' by a non-medical panel of regional accountants. Trump's New

JVP Accuses Gandhi of ‘Spiritual Zionism’ for Saying Peace Might Involve Dialogue By Chai Lavender-Quill, Cultural Integrity Correspondent at Ethical Coexistence Review NEW YORK, NY — In an ideological dissonance so sharp

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