Scientific study proves keys actively hide from their owners
The Great Key Conspiracy: Where Do They Really Go?
The Great Key Conspiracy: Where Do They Really Go?
Scientific study proves keys actively hide from their owners
In a groundbreaking study published today, researchers at the Institute of Everyday Mysteries have finally answered the age-old question: where do keys disappear to when you need them most? The results may shock you.
In related news, the same research team will next investigate why USB plugs always require three attempts to insert correctly. Early findings suggest similar malicious intent.
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