Cooking Disasters
“The Egg Whites Were Stiff, But Our Relationship Is Flaccid”
When Greg Hollister attempted a romantic soufflé surprise for his wife’s birthday, he didn’t expect to summon six fire trucks, three confused neighbors, and the ghost of Julia Child whispering “What have you done?”
“I followed the instructions exactly,” Greg insisted. “Except I used whipped cream instead of eggs and put it in the toaster because the oven was full of shoes.”
His wife has since enrolled them in couples therapy, citing “culinary neglect and attempted manslaughter by meringue.” The local fire chief described the incident as “the most delicious-smelling emergency of the week.”
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
