Haunted Houses
“Sheets were terrifying, but there were no extras.”
A couple celebrating their anniversary in a charming 1870s Victorian Airbnb found themselves bunking with an inattentive spirit who turned lights on and off but forgot hospitality basics. “We didn’t mind the moaning,” said guest Lisa, “but there was only one washcloth.”
The ghost, identified by paranormalists as “Gerald,” was rated 2 stars on Airbnb. “Would not recommend,” the review read. “Smelled like regrets and old radishes.”
Gerald has since responded via Ouija board: “U welcome. Bring own linen.”
Property owner declined comment but is now offering a $20 “ghost fee” to future renters, plus sage bundles at check-in.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
