Exhibit Features Wax Figures of Trump Saying “You’re Welcome” in 34 Languages
Trump Opens National Museum of Unapologetic Greatness, Includes Hall of “Did Nothing Wrong”
Exhibit Features Wax Figures of Trump Saying “You’re Welcome” in 34 Languages
ORLANDO, FL — President Donald J. Trump has cut the gold ribbon on a new institution of higher learning and even higher self-regard: the *National Museum of Unapologetic Greatness*. Located between a shuttered waterpark and a thriving fireworks outlet, the museum honors Trump’s lifelong mission to lead without even a whiff of regret.
“Apologies weaken the knees and cloud the hair,” Trump announced, donning a red tuxedo and a crown made of electoral college maps. “This museum is for the strong, the proud, and the occasionally indicted.”
Exhibits include:
- The “Blame-Thrower 9000” simulator
- Recreations of Trump’s finest non-apology tweets
- A diorama titled “Covfefe and Other Brilliant Mistakes”
Melania refused to attend the opening, citing “a scheduling conflict with my last shred of dignity.”
Visitors receive MAGA hats that play “No Regrets” by Edith Piaf and vouchers for one free patriotic shoulder shrug.
School field trips are encouraged, but only if the students promise to never say “I’m sorry” and agree to spell it “AmeriGreat” for the rest of the semester.
“History belongs to those who never back down,” Trump said. “And this building will never apologize for having no plumbing or fire exits.”
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SOURCES:
How to Be POTUS Without Reading Anything
and
How to Be POTUS Without Ever Apologizing
