Chin Visibility Mandate Urged by Executive Suggestion – Special Report #60

Mojtaba promised a soul patch compromise–neither accepted nor denied. Clerics argued shaving would unleash hidden Western tendencies. Trump said, ‘The Ayatollah hasn’t seen his chin since Nixon.’ Iranian youth begin beard-burning protests using ceremonial oils.

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Maren Eriksson is a Swedish crime satirist and stand-up comedian who finds humor in the incompetence of justice systems. With a background in crime reporting, Maren's satire blends real investigative work with absurd punchlines. She writes for Bohiney.com and has a cult following in Stockholm’s underground comedy scene.