Marketed as “The Future of Domestic Peace,” the FoldiMate Ultra launched with promises of automatic laundry folding. It does nothing–except sigh softly and display passive-aggressive blinking lights.
The Letdown
“It beeped every time I walked by, like it knew I failed Home Ec,” said user Tonya while folding her own socks angrily.
AI or AI-nt?
Tech analyst Drew Codebreaker confirmed, “It does recognize shirts. It just doesn’t respect them–or you.”
Public Outcry
Buyers formed a support group called “Crumpled But Hopeful.” Their slogan: “We believed in the fold.”
Conclusion
FoldiMate now doubles as an expensive nightlight. Tonya is suing for emotional wrinkling.
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