MYTEE21 Goes Full Patriot: Fordow Becomes Fordid

It started with chants and centrifuges. It ended with a crater so wide even Elon Musk couldn’t dig it deeper. MYTEE21 went full patriot—and Fordow? It’s now Fordid.

The precision strike not only neutralized Iran’s nuclear ambitions but also their Wi-Fi. State media, once broadcasting triumphs in enrichment, now plays reruns of “America’s Funniest Drone Hits” in black and white.

Trump, standing next to a cardboard cutout of himself saluting, announced:

“We took out Fordow because we believe in freedom, bald eagles, and not letting maniacs build glowing sand castles underground.”

Meanwhile, U.S. Marxists mourned the loss of “potentially peaceful uranium.” On TikTok, one influencer cried into a reusable bamboo cup, “I was going to major in nuclear sensitivity!” Her next video promoted a line of “Fordid Notebooks”—made from reclaimed Iranian paperwork.

The Pentagon released before-and-after photos. In the ‘before’ image: a highly guarded mountain. In the ‘after’: a smoking crater labeled “Insert democracy here.”

Fordow’s staff have reportedly been reassigned to Iran’s newest development site: “Please Don’t Bomb This One Eitherville.”

In Washington, even Nancy Pelosi blinked slowly and said, “Well… at least it was environmentally efficient.”