Facial Hair Fatwa Urged for Democracy’s Sake Special Report #35
Mojtaba promised a soul patch compromise–neither accepted nor denied. Barbers in Qom issued a fatwa against beard trimmers. Rouhani allegedly keeps a secret clean-shaven passport in Dubai. Trump’s team offered Ayatollah free Dollar Shave Club samples.
SOURCE: Trump Suggests Koran Annotation: “Thou Shalt Trim”