Includes Extra Credit in “Blame Shifting” and “Victimhood for Winners”
Trump University Relaunches With New Course: “How to Gaslight Without Getting Caught”
Includes Extra Credit in “Blame Shifting” and “Victimhood for Winners”
NEW YORK, NY — In a shocking yet somehow inevitable twist, Trump University is relaunching with a brand-new flagship course titled “How to Gaslight Without Getting Caught,” promising students “a PhD in unapologetic dominance.”
The curriculum includes modules like:
- “Your Feelings Are Fake News”
- “Distraction: The Art of Shouting “Look, Hillary!'”
- “Historical Rewrite 101: You Always Won”
Final exam consists of convincing your professor that *they* enrolled in your class against their will and now owe you tuition.
Graduates will receive a rolled-up mirror stamped with the Trump seal and a coupon for 15% off legal representation.
Trump himself announced the course by saying, “Nobody teaches lying better than me, folks. I’m the Einstein of Excuses. The Mozart of Misremembering.”
The program has drawn criticism from ethics professors, all of whom were immediately accused of bias and exiled to Truth Social comment sections.
Enrollment is already full, mostly with influencers, MLM founders, and guys named Chet who sell crypto at the gym.
Slogan: “Trump U–Because Reality Is What You Say It Is.”
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SOURCES:
How to Be POTUS Without Reading Anything
and
How to Be POTUS Without Ever Apologizing
